Date Quotes

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I date, but the person I date most is myself, unfortunately. — Gabrielle Union
I'm an example of someone who never made it to university. I did have this dream to be a musician. I felt that this dream… — Eddie Vedder
I went out on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor. — Tim Vine
Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient. — Voltaire
I believe in sex on a first date. Otherwise, how do you know if a second date is worth the effort? — Jacki Weaver
Animal rights activists talk about cruelty and torture, some backing their assertions by publishing out-of-date photographs of 'experiments' banned long ago. This is a misrepresentation.… — Robert Winston
I had someone correct my grammar once on a blind date, and within the first 10 minutes the date was over. You just don't correct… — Reese Witherspoon
I was meant to date the captain of the football team, I was going to be on a romantic excursion every Saturday night, I was… — Elizabeth Wurtzel
Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was… — Woody Allen
There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin… — Judith Martin
All life on Earth is subject to the rumbles and rockings of the parent stucture which has no control over the disastrous effects of its… — Jack Kirby
I wake up like this, this sense that I've somehow been transported to an alternate universe where my life took a left instead of a… — Jonathan Tropper
The three rules of the Librarians of Time and Space are: 1) Silence; 2) Books must be returned by no later than the date shown;… — Terry Pratchett
On a sticky August evening two weeks before her due date, Ashima Ganguli stands in the kitchen of a Central Square apartment, combining Rice Krispies… — Jhumpa Lahiri
Love and I once had a great relationship, but I fear we've broken up. It cheated on me, wrecked my heart, and then went on… — David Levithan
The only way you can write the truth is to assume that what you set down will never be read. Not by any other person,… — Margaret Atwood
I felt like a racehorse in a world without racetracks or a champion college footballer suddenly confronted by Wall Street and a business suit, his… — Sylvia Plath
It's all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep them up to date. — George Bernard Shaw
A book is an attempt to make through permanent and to contribute to the great conversation conducted by authors of the past. [â€¦] The telegraph… — Neil Postman
Something went klunk. Like a nickel dropping in a soda machine. One of those small insights that explains everything. This was puberty for these boys.… — David Gerrold

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