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• I love things that age well - things that don't date, that stand the test of time and that become… — Giorgio Armani
• The reason is that till date, in spite of advances in information technology and strategies of information, the written word… — Ibrahim Babangida
• I wouldn't want my daughters to date a guy like me. I was dangerous around women in my twenties. I'm… — Antonio Banderas
• The worst thing a man can ever do is kiss me on the first date. — Halle Berry
• Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny… — Justin Bieber
• Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. — Jim Bishop
• For a dinner date, I eat light all day to save room, then I go all in: I choose this… — Anthony Bourdain
• To me, if you're trying to impress a girl, get a date, they're gonna like that more because you're a… — Tom Brady
• With dates I like to cater a girl. We do whatever she likes. If she was open to what I… — Chris Brown
• I've always been in serious relationships. I meet someone and date him for a long period. I don't sit there… — Gisele Bundchen
• For a war correspondent to miss an invasion is like refusing a date with Lana Turner. — Robert Capa
• I had a friend who, after 25 years of marriage, found himself trying to date again, and it was completely… — Steve Carell

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