Date Quotes

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Oh that's lovely," said Bunny. "Olive, you've got a date." "Why would you say something so foolish?" Olive asked, really annoyed. "We're two lonely people… — Elizabeth Strout
Cabel smiles and hangs up. "Guess what." What," Janie says. We can go out on our first date." Woo hoo!" And guess what else- You're… — Lisa McMann
Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is used to cut diamonds. — John Green
Soâ€¦ umâ€¦ whatâ€™s the, er, date? You know, the due date for the little monster. — Stephenie Meyer
Even in half demon hunter clothes, Clary thought, he looked like the kind of boy who'd come over your house to pick you up for… — Cassandra Clare
Thatâ€™s Edward. Heâ€™s gorgeous, of course, but donâ€™t waste your time. He doesnâ€™t date. Apparently none of the girls here are good-looking enough for him. — Stephenie Meyer
There was something stubborn in me that didn't want to lose weight to attract a man. If the right man came along, he'd be able… — Edmund White
Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many… — Jerry Seinfeld
Better be," Eve said. She mock-bit at his finger. "I could totally date somebody else, you know." "And I could rent out your room." "And… — Rachel Caine
But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse. — Chuck Klosterman
But now isnâ€™t simply now. Now is also a cold reminder: one whole day later than yesterday, one year later than last year. Every now… — Christopher Isherwood
Lucky Charms?â€ I asked. â€œMagically delicious,â€ he explained. â€œRequisite for any sort of building project.â€ I shook my head, still amazed at how he had… — Richelle Mead
You know, I would date, if I could find a man worth shaving my legs for. (Grace) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Perfect date material, she thought. A vampire with the social equivalent of road rage. ---Beth about Wrath — J R Ward
He finished the bandage and was examining it critically. "You know those things are unreliable." His voice held just a touch of reproach. â€œEleven out… — Ilona Andrews
It was one thing to snuggle a little when the world seemed about to end, and quite another to explain to her parents that she… — Brandon Mull
The thread of will-they-or-won't-they was the real driver of every word and glance and shift of body. So...this was a date, Blay thought. A subtextual… — J R Ward
And just like you, I will die at some unknown date in the future. I just come equipped with a few extra powers. (Sebastian) I… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
The venn diagram of boys who donâ€™t like smart girls and boys you donâ€™t wanna date is a circle. — John Green
A postcard. Neat handwriting fills the rectangle. Half my days I cannot bear to touch you. The rest of my time I feel like it… — Michael Ondaatje

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