Date Quotes

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Roy received my comments with a forced smile. "Hardy, didn't I warn you not to date a woman who reads?" Hardy seemed amused by my… — Lisa Kleypas
A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called… — Greg Behrendt
Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds," I added. Radar tapped a… — John Green
He inclined his head at my dress. "What's the occasion?" "Homecoming," I said, twirling. "Like?" "Last I heard, Homecoming requires a date." "About that," i… — Becca Fitzpatrick
I don't know what happened. One minute, I was dreamin' about a fat piece of George Clooney and a hot date with some brown sugar… — Kami Garcia
Shouldnâ€™t you be working instead of fraternizing with customers?â€ I choked. He smiled. â€œWhat are you doing Sunday night?â€ I snorted. By accident. â€œAre you… — Becca Fitzpatrick
Iâ€™m too young, too smart, and too good-looking to die. Yeah, and then some. The world needed him to improve the gene pool. Not to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
What do you mean I have a predetermined death?â€ â€“ Nick â€œDid I stutter?â€ â€“ Death â€œNo.â€ â€“ Nick â€œDo I look like Websterâ€™s?â€ â€“… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I donâ€™t know. Word around the girlsâ€™ locker room is that all of you are so hard up, you were cruising the senior center, trying… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Hey, I can cook." "How do you know? You haven't eaten anything since before the Norman Conquest." "I've never had any complaints." "Given the infants… — Angela Knight
Brittany and I don't date other people." "Why not?" "It's called being boyfriend and girlfriend. — Simone Elkeles
Get a grip, Dad. I'm not going to do anything you wouldn't do at my age.' He stands up and says, 'That's it. You're canceling… — Simone Elkeles
Leif's frown eased and he slid his finger under my chin and gently caressed my jaw line with the pad of his thumb. "Pagan,will you… — Abbi Glines
I'm sorry about the dinner." "Best date ever. Well, until people died and vampires showed up. But before that it was awesome. — Ilona Andrews
Don't talk. Kill it." That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date. — Richard Kadrey
Adrian, I'm on a date. Why are you here? On my car? — Richelle Mead
Maybe God created the desert so that man could appreciate the date trees — Paulo Coelho
This is the ultimate bad-boy date, isn't it? Breaking into a different country." "Hey, it makes a change from hot-wiring cars together." "Been there, done… — L.A. Weatherly
Some of the most relaxing weekends I have ever enjoyed were those I spent quietly with a sense of all work to date completed, and… — Aung San Suu Kyi
Tanith frowned. Did people still go on DATES any more? She was sure they did. They probably called it something different though. She tried to… — Derek Landy

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