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• God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
• They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically…
• I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.
• Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
• Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers.
• Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form…
• Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.
• Authors of all races, be they Greeks, Romans, Teutons, or Celts, Can't seem just to say anything is the thing it is…

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