Dad Quotes
3139 Dad quotes by 2033 unique authors
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God must be missing an angel, are your dad from space?
— Ritu Ghatourey
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To you dad, I may not have gotten the chance to prove my love to you as expected of a son to his father, I…
— Usman Ismaheel
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In my growing up, I never really enjoy father's love as much as I want, until I grow older that I realised a father wasn't…
— Usman Ismaheel
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So today, while my whole family was with, we played mini golf, and I spent time with my dad. We had fun together, playing. I…
— Amber Hope
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I was very fortunate to grow up with parents who love to travel, so I traveled from a young age. My dad's a heart surgeon…
— Candice Accola
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Dear mom and dad, When I lie to you, it's for your own good.
— Ritu Ghatourey
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He likes her, she likes him, his mum says shes not worthit, her dad says hes a thug, his mates call her ugly, her friends…
— Levita Charin
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A dad is someone who wants to catch you before you fall but instead picks you up, brushes you off, and lets you try again.…
— Unknown Author
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Son: Dad, What's Between Mom's Legs ? Dad: Paradise. Son: What's Between Your Legs ? Dad: The Key For Paradise. Son: Piece Of Advice Dad,…
— Ali Bassam
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I'm totally gonna be that cool dad that picks up his kid from school in underwear and on a scooter.
— Nikhil Saluja
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My daddy always said, If a boy doesn't like you. Then they are gay.
— DopeyDasha
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The awkward moment when I'm having a convo with the ex and he says dont worry youll be back me and my dad have the…
— Talyiah Ngariki
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I'm a dad, and I can tell you it's the most beautiful thing in the world.
— Aaron Johnson
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My daughter's too young, but my son is like, 'Okay, Dad's on TV, he's wearing puffy sleeves, and he's swinging a sword around. That's cool.'…
— James Marsden
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Dad, Im hungry..Hi hungry, Im dad..Dad ! Im serious.. No, you're hungry.. You're joking.. No, I'm dad
— Carissa Aydaa
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After hours on the pad nigga gotta get right , never got to see my dad cause they took his life.
— Aeezy
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I was in Alaska for 2 weeks, and to say it, I absolutely hated it. my uncle teased me about my disease, and he was…
— Naquitta Faith
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Fuck you dad go fucking die for once I dnt need you any more you hardly spend time with me anymore I'm over everything go…
— NIKOLAS SIXX
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Fun prank! Wait until your mom and dad fall asleep and then light the house on fire!
— Jugi Steady
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