Dad Quotes

3139 Dad quotes by 2033 unique authors

If you had told me at 45 years old that I would have to go on tour to get rest, I would've said, 'That's not… — Chris Robinson
When I say I love you, what's you understanding of those three words? well I'm gonna tell you what I mean when those words come… — Josephine
You can't legislate morality- my dad — Trevor Maxwell
I used to think you were worth my tears but the thing I fell to realize was that over the years we fell apart you… — Nichole
Dad has cancer yet again. I am the one who has to stay strong for him, for my mother, for everyone. But once in a… — Tiana Webb
They are the one who is there for you. She's the one who gave birth to you. Without here, will you be able to write… — Unknown Author
Child: Hey dad, where do babies come from? Dad: Well uhhhh.... good question hunny.... lmao — Aly Johnson
Do you know why in every love story mom agrees and dad disagrees? It's because mom knows what love is and dad knows what boys… — Gia Tito
MY DAD SAID HE WHO HURTS ME COMPLETE MY WORKS — Unknown Author
I did your dad a favor... By making u... A sandwich.. Lol — Lexie
0ne day, daddy saw his 5 year 0ld s0n writing,. he asked. DAD:s0n? what are y0u d0ing?. S0n:writing a l0ve letter t0 my girlfriend. DAD:,… — Unknown Author
It amazes me that the new age of parenting gives children choices. When I was a child the choice I had was whether I wanted… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler
Dad:why you crying? Girl:my boyfriend dumped me! Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back..while later dad comes back, Girl:what the hell! why did you go kill… — Sheryne Brooks
WE catched a huge lizard (my dad's friend catched it ) omg dubai desert is the most amazing desert ever — Sheryne Brooks
THE time when ou and your dad are watching a football match and your dad is shouting at the television as if it's listening dadareyouseriouse — Thinkpinkbarbii
I will never be your father. But when ever you need a Dad/Daddy that is what I am here for. — Unknown Author
He takes responsibility to provide not only materialistic items that are a daily necessity, but also is responsible being His child's Hero aswell as teaching… — Raquel Chavez
So if yiu were so in love with a boy like me you would know how it would feel so nice that you r mom… — Unknown Author
I wonder , when I cannot thank my dad for every single superb thing he did to me then how God? the creator of such… — Mishal Sajjad
Height of Double Meaning swimming teacher to boys Teacher- you did? boy--- yes sir! how much time u take boy---10 mniute :D Teacher-atnee dheere...teez karo!!!… — Shubham Noottee Pandey

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