Dad Quotes
3139 Dad quotes by 2033 unique authors
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It would be lovely to have a baby with it's dad instead of abortion.
— Mishack
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We have kids and we don't want to loss our way as most two parents do. We stick with one and other if that fails…
— Kevin McCarty
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The main reason a daughter needs a dad, is to show her that all boys are not the ones that will hurt her
— Im_all_his;))
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Son - I want a baby brother . Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it . Son…
— A Josland
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way…
— A Josland
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Girl ; Dad, what's better ? To pass or to fail ? Dad ; To pass obviously Girl ; OH GOOD, you'll be proud of…
— Jeffrey Sarpong
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I see you are a great Dad to your boys? Lets hope they never abuse their woman, like how you do to their Mother !!
— Glen Rambharack
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I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tire and then roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears.
— Azgraybebly Joslan
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You know what sucks reaaallly bad is when your dad makes you move back to your country and when you finally get there and you…
— Kelly
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A dad is someone who wants to keep you from making mistakes but instead lets you find your own way,even though his heart breaks in…
— Ritu Ghatourey
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Remember fake friends are the members of your own family.Momma fake because she missed out on her youth. Dad is fake because he regret he…
— Pastor Cedric
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A little girl asked her mother, How did the human race begin? The mother answered, God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and…
— Ritu Ghatourey
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Dear dad, I want to say sorry for I have disappointed you. I'll never be able to reach your goals no matter what I do.…
— Tiana Webb
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One day I will run away. One day I will say to you that I need you no more and will move on with my…
— Ember Toton
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I miss u everytime I need help, I miss u whn am on my way to xkul, I miss u more whn I see my…
— Nothando Magagula
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My step dad and his son.
— Unknown Author
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That awkward moment your dad/stepdad says one word and your mom thinks its something totally perverted and says what she thought he said!
— K Noland
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Hes cool like his dad hes playing on my phone
— Unknown Author
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You think I'm a bitch? your mom's a bitch for having a bitch. your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch,…
— Unknown Author
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Happy birthday to the Dad that is hotter than the candles on his cake.
— Ritu Ghatourey
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