Dad Quotes

3139 Dad quotes by 2033 unique authors

AfTer 20yRs.. YoUr 10yrs oLD Son oPen youR Fb AccoUnT...AnD sudDenLy He SaYs.. WTF Dad wHy You Say I LoVe u seXy To ayusH uncLe..… — Shubham Noottee Pandey
So, should I call you 'Dad' now? -Jacob Black — The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2
Just look around Plaxico Burress didnt meet his dad till he was in college, Terrel Owens didn't know his dad till he was 12. Steve… — Chad Ochocinco
The judge told me if my dad presses charges on be from stealing an ipod that he stole ill do 10 months in jail, not… — Jon Hawes
Im very close to my dad. Hes about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears. — Shubham Joshi
MESSAGE!!!!Mom I'm going to beat the shit out of you monday!!!! Excuse me look who your'e texting?? omg!!I'm so sorry mom I meant to send… — Smilingfe
My Dad? I never knew him, i never even seen a picture of him. Damn I wish it was true with me and my fucking… — Eminem
I'm having withdrawals (my dad is in hospital) — Ryan Ross
Whoever you are, become a Father not just change your life but making you tougher than before and softer than feather. — Christa Eva
His mom and dad had the audacity to tell him get over it as if depression can be remedied by any of the contents found… — Shane Koyczan
Brother: Hey dad, I got a new gf today Dad: Good for you son Sister: hey dad I got a new bf today Dad: *loads… — Idk Google?
I can see the anger in his eyes. And the alcohol rushing through his veins. I can see the pump of his heart. It is… — MacKenzie Cheesman
Yes dad, Every guy I know is my boyfriend.. — Amanda
I always have at least my mom or dad with me...if not my sister. — Cody Simpson
Love you, Dad. -Nemo — Finding Nemo
Love + Care = MOM Love + Fear = DAD Love + Help = SISTER Love + Fight = BROTHER Love + Care + Fear… — Ritu Ghatourey
Dad to Son: When I beat you, how do you control your anger? Son: I go to Toilet and clean the Toile. Dad: How does… — Unknown Author
Becoming the Devil , makes me glad.. i know it makes everyone mad... brings everything sad... it ain't over lad.! If u think u are… — Jatin Kundra
Im bhaddd kute sexy and smart no one c an take that from me and never will. my mom tells me dhat my dad and… — Kawana Gooding
Drowning in the waves of memories ever, Stayed At Sea-Shore of the life, ever evolving I'm sitting alone across here, since the cross Dad — Mak_786

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