Dad Quotes
3139 Dad quotes by 2033 unique authors
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I’ve been a con artist since I was 16 and trying to get my dad to buy me a car. I never succeeded, but I…
— Matt Bomer
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I’m so thankful to have been born in the times that we live in. I felt a responsibility to Simon [Halls] and to our kids…
— Matt Bomer
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My mother, grandmother and older sister all cooked, so it was hard to get into the kitchen. So I have no talent for cooking. I…
— Cheryl Ladd
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There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete…
— Denis Leary
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My dad instilled in me a great sense of humor. I wasn't bullied at school because my outward attitude was confident, and that helps.
— Warwick Davis
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I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course.
— Jeremy London
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Dad was a bus driver, and when he finished work he would repair cars.
— Bruno Tonioli
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They couldn't wait to get me out. My dad found my place, my mom helped me pack, and my brother was making architectural plans for…
— Justine Bateman
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My parents were involved in everything I did. They were showbiz people themselves. My dad was an actor. They were parents; they did what parents…
— Tina Yothers
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I wasn't aware of my dad being an actor when I was young. I remember there was an Australian children's entertainer on television called Ralph…
— Jared Harris
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You don’t choose a life, dad. You live one.
— Emilio Estevez
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I had this idea... I wanted the sound to sing and have that thickness but yet still have an edge so that it could articulate.…
— Brian May
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My dad told me, 'It takes fifteen years to be an overnight success', and it took me seventeen and a half years.
— Adrien Brody
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Every family is different. I am mom and I am dad and I'm going to do my best. You should be proud, walk through life…
— Ricky Martin
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Before a big acting competition, my dad sent me a note that said, 'Define the moment. Don't let the moment define you.'
— Katie Leclerc
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I enjoy going to the Y. I take all the fitness classes that my dad takes; that's sort of our bonding - anything athletic, anything…
— Alyson Stoner
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My dad, the old professor, used to say, 'Never get into an argument about what's folk music and what isn't.'
— Pete Seeger
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I occasionally borrow pot from my kids. They do a little weed occasionally. 'Here, Dad' — or more likely, 'Dad, have you got any?'
— Keith Richards
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A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.'
— Dana Carvey
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I didn't want to play a lawyer. I didn't want to play a doctor. I didn't want to play a single dad. I wanted to…
— William Petersen
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My dad named me Dakota and my mom came up with my first name Hannah. So it's Hannah Dakota Fanning
— Dakota Fanning
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Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk who wears a…
— Dave Attell
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So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, mostly 'cause my dad used to beat me with a globe.
— Dave Attell
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As a brother and sister, our tastes were pretty different growing up. He liked a lot of early hip hop. My dad didn't understand it…
— Taryn Manning
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My dad was a musician and I traveled around with him, so it was something that I knew
— Taryn Manning
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