Dad Quotes

3139 Dad quotes by 2033 unique authors

I'm worried because of my mother, she's going to see my performance and she's quite hard. She's going to see me naked. And my Dad,… — Eva Green
And in that time, I lost my dad and had kids of my own. It was like, OK, I get it now. I know what… — Paul Reiser
In fact, I had the idea because of Peter Falk. I saw my dad watching a Peter Falk movie and something clicked in my head.… — Paul Reiser
What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and… — Jessica Simpson
My father was a tomato farmer. There is the phrase that says he or she worked their fingers to the bone, well, that's my dad.… — Sidney Poitier
I was born in 1968, just eighteen months after my sister Chrisse and just one year after Dad passed the bar exam. — Carre Otis
All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it. — Jim Gaffigan
Ive always had an affinity for lawyers. My dad is a lawyer. Hes retired now. My brother is a lawyer. — Scott Bakula
My dad's an architect and my mom owned a French bakery for twelve years — Alison Lohman
I love my dad. He's the biggest thing in my life. He taught me and he straightened me out and he kept me in line.… — Anthony Perkins
My dad was kind of a pool shark and had a Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin thing going on. I've always been fascinated by the fifties… — Dylan McDermott
One of my earliest memories is of my father carrying me in one arm with a picket sign in the other. — Camryn Manheim
The purpose of my life had always been to free people from concern - just like my dad How will you serve the world? What… — Jim Carrey
The greatest thing my dad taught me came from when I called him from a phone booth and said, 'Hungry. No bus token. Please. Out… — Robert Downey, Jr.
Mum and dad were very much friends, and up to life. There was no anxiety for anything when I was growing up, they just taught… — Kate Winslet
I think I was drawn to comedy originally because when I was really young, by the time I was eight I had seen movies like… — Emma Stone
When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it… — Jeff Foxworthy
I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material! — Wesley Snipes
Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among… — Bob Saget
A lot of times I would go into a room and audition for whatever sitcom it was and they would expect me to do sort… — Jason Ritter

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