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Dad Quotes by Jimmy Fallon
- When you have a baby, sleep is not an option. You can't sleep. Even on vacation, you wake up at 6:30 a.m.
- ...Being a father is the most exciting, amazing thing that ever happened to me.
- I didn't think it was going to be this fun. But everything just gets heightened when you have a baby. The volume gets turned up…
- My parents were kind of over protective people. Me and my sister had to play in the backyard all the time. They bought us bikes…
- I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the Mets... then I…
- My dad used to work at IBM, so we used to get discounts on computers and stuff, and I did have a ThinkPad.
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