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• Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
• Girls get cramps, bloating and irritability. Guys should get a good strong kick in the balls once a month
• Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
• According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for grown…
• Today I tried to prank Call Dominos Pizza, the conversation went like this: Me: Is this the Krusty Krab? the Cashier responded…
• So today at school.. We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, If you could choose between either having the super…
• Mom: Who are you texting? Me: Someone. Mom: Why can't you tell me? Me: A boy. Mom: What's his name? Is he…
• Guy ( 16 years ) : Do you want to marry me ? Girl ( 16 years ) : WTF ?! NO…
• Mother: We're in a dorm Me: Yeah? Mother: I can hear you crying... Me: Sorry.. my heart is broken. I can't stop!…
• Baby mosquito comes back after first time of flying: Mom Mosquito: How do it feel? Baby Mosquito: It was.. wonderful! Everyone was…
• I went to the grocery store where my boyfriend works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and…
• Dad:why you crying? Girl:my boyfriend dumped me! Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back..while later dad comes back, Girl:what the hell! why did…

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