Crazy Quotes

4361 Crazy quotes by 2722 unique authors

Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored. — George Saunders
When I was a kid I used to get fun out of my horrors. — Eugene O'Neill
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth. — George Bernard Shaw
It's useful that there should be Gods, so let's believe there are. — Unknown Author
I have a most peaceable disposition. My desires are for a modest hut, a thatched roof, but a good bed, good food, very fresh milk… — Heinrich Heine
If I can send the flower of the German nation into the hell of war without the smallest pity for the shedding of precious German… — Adolf Hitler
Insanity is repeating the same actions and expecting different results. — Starhawk
Sell your soul to yourself. You'll make more money. — Marilyn Manson
To live alone one must be a beast or a god, says Aristotle. Leaving out the third case: one must be both - a philosopher. — Friedrich Nietzsche
Down that path lies madness. On the other hand, the road to hell is paved with melting snowballs. — Larry Wall
I assume that to prevent illness in later life, you should never have been born at all. — George Bernard Shaw
I think most people are curious about what it would be like to be able to meet yourself - -it's eerie. — Christy Turlington
It really comes down to parsimony, economy of explanation. It is possible that your car engine is driven by psychokinetic energy, but if it looks… — Richard Dawkins
By means of shrewd lies, unremittingly repeated, it is possible to make people believe that heaven is hell - and hell heaven. The greater the… — Adolf Hitler
The aim of psychoanalysis is to relieve people of their neurotic unhappiness so that they can be normally unhappy. — Sigmund Freud
Once you see that everything is unreal, you can't see why you should bother to prove it. — Emile M. Cioran
By all evidence we are in the world to do nothing; but instead of nonchalantly promenading our own corruption, we exude our sweat and grow… — Emile M. Cioran
Laughing on the way to your execution is not generally understood by less-advanced life forms, and they call you crazy. — Richard Bach
Men may come and men may go but I go on forever. — Alfred Lord Tennyson
My life's been too much of a self-created vocation. And there are times when I think I've done everything in the name of defiance. — Anne Rice
"A minority of one"... the definition of insanity. — George Orwell
Before you kill something make sure you have something better to replace it with... — Charles Bukowski
Strideth over all mountains, and laugheth at all tragedies — Friedrich Nietzsche
I never understood alienation. Alienation from what? You have to want to be part of something in order to feel alienated from it. — Boyd Rice
Life is but a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream. — Mark Twain

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