Crazy Quotes
- God deliver me from my friends! I'll take care of my enemies myself. — Duke of Wellington
- I especially love driving down a hill directly at a tree and swerving to one side at the last moment. That's my way to relax. — Boris Yeltsin
- If you decide that you're going to do only the things you know are going to work, you're going to leave a lot of opportunity… — Jeff Bezos
- Whatever you are thinking, think bigger. — Tony Hsieh
- Work like there is someone working twenty-four hours a day to take it all away from you. — Mark Cuban
- I just want to conquer people and their souls. — Mike Tyson
- I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all. — Mike Tyson
- Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want… — Mike Tyson
- My main objective is to be professional but to kill him. — Mike Tyson
- I'm the most brutal and ruthless conquerer there has ever been. — Mike Tyson
- You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend. — Mike Tyson
- He was screaming like my wife. — Mike Tyson
- I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin (his wife). When we got to the gorilla cage… — Mike Tyson
- Throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain
- Don't confront me with my failures, I had not forgotten them. — Jackson Browne
- They wouldn't listen to the fact that I was genius. — Jim Croce
- Words are the physicians of a mind diseased. — Aeschylus
- When you accept everything for what it is without labels you are outside of your ego. — Eckhart Tolle
- Up to a certain point every man is what he thinks he is. — F. H. Bradley
- I hate a song that makes you think that you are not any good. I hate a song that makes you think that you are… — Woody Guthrie
- We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour. — Spider Robinson
- The greatest tragedy in life is not death; the greatest tragedy takes place when our talents and capabilities are underutilized and allowed to rust while… — Mata Amritanandamayi
- If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. — Frank Wilczek
- They can get married. They can marry a man if they're a woman. Or they can marry a woman if they're a man. — Michele Bachmann
- The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is. A manly man don't want it piled high with… — Herman Cain