Crazy Quotes

4361 Crazy quotes by 2722 unique authors

25 States allow anyone to buy a gun, strap it on, and walk down the street with no permit of any kind: some say it's… — Andrew Ford
Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one. — Andy Borowitz
The NRA made an ad saying that Obama is elitist because his kids have armed guards. Yeah, that crazy Obama thinking his kids need special… — Bill Maher
Ego brings unnatural desires in you; it drives you crazy. Life is simple, but to be simple one has to be purposeless. Any goal, and… — Rajneesh
If your creativity comes out of your silence, out of your Zen, out of your meditations, then it is authentic, original. If it comes only… — Rajneesh
To me, the sea is like a person - like a child that I've known a long time. It sounds crazy, I know, but when… — Gertrude Ederle
That's always the way when you discover something new; everyone thinks you're crazy. — Unknown Author
Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. — Gordon R Dickson
Are you trying to tell all of us we have a bad signal-to-noise ratio? — Robert A. Heinlein
Opinions are like feet. Everybody's got a couple, and they usually stink. — Unknown Author
It's very hard to win without any problems. To win, you have to fight. And many times, this fight means to indispose in certain ways… — Ayrton Senna
Monsters are the result of the sleep of reason. — Francisco Goya
The world's as ugly as sin, And almost as delightful. — Frederick Locker-Lampson
All that we are not stares back at what we are. — Wystan Hugh Auden
What good is the Moon? You can't buy it or sell it. — Ivan Boesky
Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe. — Alfonso X of Castile
We all enter this world in the same way: naked, screaming, soaked in blood. But if you live your life right, that kind of thing… — Dana Gould
Tedium is the bane of immortality. — Neil Lowe
I called to buy some meth, but I threw it away. — Ted Haggard
One question that has always intrigued me is what happens to demonic beings when immigrants move from their homelands. Irish-Americans remember the fairies. Norwegian-Americans the… — Unknown Author
I have decided, it is fruitless. For I am no longer sure of anything concerning my existance. A philosopher is a dead poet and a… — Roger Zelazny
Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me what you have to say. — Rahm Emanuel
People think I'm crazy because I travel too much, but I haven't been doing any of that lately because I got a little sick this… — Lee Hazlewood
In this crazy world, there's an enormous distinction between good times and bad, between sorrow and joy. But in the eyes of God, they're never… — Henri Nouwen
If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed — Irvin S. Cobb

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