Crazy Quotes

4361 Crazy quotes by 2722 unique authors

I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I'd have a hairy conniption. I'd just go crazy. — Jim Carrey
I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me. — Jimmy Carter
I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid. — Jackie Chan
Speaking English is like tongue-twist for me. I can speak each word perfect, but then you have to string them together like, 'Blah, blah, blah.'… — Jackie Chan
I just went and saw 'Crazy, Stupid, Love.' Julianne Moore - I've been in love with her since 'Boogie Nights.' But also, 'The Big Lebowski.' — Kyle Chandler
The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. — Dave Chappelle
My mother goes crazy over babies. Some people just do. They love 'em! I never have. Babies scare me more than anything. They're tiny and… — Margaret Cho
Modelling is a silly, crazy business. — Helena Christensen
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. — Winston Churchill
When the idea of 'Chopped' surfaced, it was originally meant to be taped at some guy's mansion with him and his crazy Chihuahua. A stuffy… — Ted Allen
I guess some people are brilliant enough to be brilliant on their own and never doubt anything and come up with fabulous things. But I… — Madonna Ciccone
I used to do crazy things that people would bail me out of, and I'm just grateful that I survived. But the music got very… — Eric Clapton
Reporters used to ask me the same inane questions year-in and year-out, city-to-city, and it would drive me crazy. — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
There is no greater feeling than hanging out with my dogs, or just walking around the land with our horses. My rescue ranch is is… — Kelly Clarkson
You got guys now declaring they're ready to play pro ball in their second or third year of high school. It's crazy! They're missing so… — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
I recorded a song called, I Fall to Pieces, and I was in a car wreck. Now I'm worried because I have a brand-new record,… — Patsy Cline
Crazy Horse saw history as integrated in the present, incorporated into daily life. — Stephen Ambrose
I am trying to think of the last time that I just said, 'What the hell!' and did something crazy. — Jennifer Aniston
It's all about being comfortable, being easy and having you be able to wear something and not having it wear you. It's classic. Every time… — Jennifer Aniston
True, you don't have to be religious to be crazy, but it helps. — Daniel Dennett
Price is a crazy and incalculable thing, while Value is an intrinsic and indestructible thing. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Mama, you taught me to do the right things / So now you have to let your baby fly / You've given me everything that… — Carrie Underwood
I like my body so much better after I had kids. Is that a crazy thing to say? I'm more womanly. I feel sexier. — Reese Witherspoon
'Cause your love got the best of me, and baby you're making a fool of me. You got me sprung and i don't care who… — Beyonce Knowles
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. — Melanie Griffith

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