Crappy Quotes
110 Crappy quotes by 96 unique authors
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Sitting down at the table is a sacred event. It's the heart of the home. People have ginormous homes or crappy little homes, but the…
— Debi Mazar
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But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair.
— Augusten Burroughs
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Hipsters seek refuge in church, Our Lady of Perpetual Subculture. There is some discussion as to whether or not they are still cool but then…
— Colson Whitehead
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Barefooted workers would take apart, bit by bit, the dying ships with their bare hands, shipyard in Gaddani, Pakistan. On their shoulders, workers bore great…
— G.M.B. Akash
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ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
— Jerry Lawler
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Life's too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don't care.
— Matthew Healy
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My older sister encouraged me from early on and bought me one of the first guitars I had. She listened to all of the crappy…
— Tracy Chapman
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I love really crappy carnivals, where you think the ride is going to break. There's something so seedy about them.
— Lea Thompson
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I consider a day without running a crappy day. When I don't get to run, I am a grump, but some days my schedule just…
— Julie Bowen
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When you have to do all the more crappy jobs before, you appreciate all the good work that comes out of that. There are many…
— Saskia de Brauw
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I made 'Going Greek', which was a very sort of crappy fraternity comedy that I did back in 2000.
— Justin Zackham
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Dare to be a sucky skateboarder or a lousy video editor or a completely crappy golfer. If we do only the stuff we’re good at,…
— Justin Bieber
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You don’t get better on the days when you feel like going. You get better on the days when you don’t want to go, but…
— Georges St-Pierre
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There's a lot of crappy music that people like, you know, all over the world, and Norway is definitely not an exception.
— Sondre Lerche
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It was 1978 when Superman came out, and I kept thinking, Why don't they do something about it? They've done all these crappy attempts at…
— Richard Donner
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Growth is a long term game, and the crappy days are more important.
— Georges St-Pierre
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There's this thing that you're not meant to have too many children - for global warming, it's bad. But I know lots of crappy people,…
— Domhnall Gleeson
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Lazy Line Painter Jane - it was an insane way to make a record! It was just in a church hall, no separate rooms for…
— Stevie Jackson
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I'd been through crappy day jobs and stupid garage bands. I was determined to make it as a musician.
— Paul Westerberg
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I gauge success in years, not weeks. The weekend box-office approach to book launches is short sighted and encourages crappy books.
— Tim Ferriss
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And when I go around and talk to schools, what I tell the kids are, first of all, you have to accept each other's differences.…
— Vince Flynn
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Don't worry, be crappy. Revolutionary means you ship and then test... Lots of things made the first Mac in 1984 a piece of crap -…
— Guy Kawasaki
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My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach,…
— Demetri Martin
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High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.
— John Mayer
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Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.
— Chris Rock
Who Wrote These Crappy Quotes
96 authors contributed a total of 110 Crappy Quotes, led by these top contributors: