Crappy Quotes

110 Crappy quotes by 96 unique authors

Latin food suffers like Chinese. You can do marginal Chinese and be successful. You can do crappy Mexican and be packed. — Aaron Sanchez
Everyone in the entertainment business gets crappy contracts when we start out, and into the middle of our careers. It's the nature of the business. — J. Michael Straczynski
There are times, like after a long day of work, when the thought of an easy drive-through is enticing. But then I remember how crappy… — Alison Sweeney
Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems. — Linus Torvalds
If only shame were a reliable engine for behavior modification. All it does is make me feel bad, which inspires me to bust open a… — Ayelet Waldman
I am not menopausal. I just wanted half an hour alone. Is that too much to ask? A crappy half hour! — Janet Evanovich
People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day? — George Carlin
All subjects are the same. I memorize notes for a test, spew it, ace it, then forget it. What makes this scary for the future… — Megan McCafferty
You know what I figured out?" I hate this part." Dr. Martin leaned back in his chair. "It means I'm about to lose income or… — Gail Giles
Alaska decided to go help Dolores with dinner. She said that it was sexist to leave the cooking to the women, but better to have… — John Green
Looks like I’m going to ruin your day, Big Boy. I choose to live my crappy life a little longer. (Susan) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
After the bitching I'd done to Abe about going to remote, crappy places, I should have been excited about the prospect of going to Sin… — Richelle Mead
It's pretty obvious, isn't it? I'm joining your crappy little renegade pack. The vampires' guard dogs. — Stephenie Meyer
It’s the way he had a cup of tea waiting for me when I woke up. It’s the way he turned on his laptop especially… — Sophie Kinsella
Callie always said Luce was incapable of brutal honesty and that was why she got herself stuck in so many crappy situations with guys whom… — Lauren Kate
Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment. — Drew Carey
Kind of like love before first sight.” and “Butterflies in your stomach. That was such a crappy metaphor. More like killer bees. — Kami Garcia
He (Michael) was gone in a whisper of air, hardly making any sound at all, and Claire shivered and leaned against Shane’s solid, very human… — Rachel Caine
Life's full of opportunities to make crappy decisions that feel good. And after the first one, the rest get a whole lot easier. — Holly Black
How can you smell this good after the kind of crappy day we've had?" "I sweat perfume. Like all girls. — Rachel Caine
Heroism's just doing more than you want to do or think you can. Sometimes it's just doing the crappy things, the unhappy things other people… — Nora Roberts
it´s just...today has really sucked, and when you´re around stuff doesn´t seem so crappy - Will — Elizabeth Scott
Fine. Let’s begin with something even you can’t screw up.” – Death “Way to build up my crappy confidence there. You should volunteer for the… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
It's a really crappy feeling to realize that your entire outook on your life can be controlled by some little pill that looks like a… — Michael Thomas Ford
The older I get, the more I see how much motivations matter. The Zune was crappy because the people at Microsoft don’t really love music… — Walter Isaacson

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