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Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
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Girls get cramps, bloating and irritability. Guys should get a good strong kick in the balls once a month
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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
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According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for grown…
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Today I tried to prank Call Dominos Pizza, the conversation went like this: Me: Is this the Krusty Krab? the Cashier responded…
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So today at school.. We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, If you could choose between either having the super…
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Mom: Who are you texting? Me: Someone. Mom: Why can't you tell me? Me: A boy. Mom: What's his name? Is he…
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Guy ( 16 years ) : Do you want to marry me ? Girl ( 16 years ) : WTF ?! NO…
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Mother: We're in a dorm Me: Yeah? Mother: I can hear you crying... Me: Sorry.. my heart is broken. I can't stop!…
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Baby mosquito comes back after first time of flying: Mom Mosquito: How do it feel? Baby Mosquito: It was.. wonderful! Everyone was…
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I went to the grocery store where my boyfriend works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and…
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Dad:why you crying? Girl:my boyfriend dumped me! Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back..while later dad comes back, Girl:what the hell! why did…
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I burned out my drawing hand by using it too much. The common word for it is writer's cramp. The fancy words…
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I wish you would read a little poetry sometimes. Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Anything that dims my vision for Christ, or takes away my taste for Bible study, or cramps me in my prayer life,…
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I haven't had a cramp since '99. That was my only time, in Davis Cup, when I was panicky. I was young.…
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A slavish bondage to parents cramps every faculty of the mind
— Mary Wollstonecraft
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In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg.
— Kevin Keegan
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At the Argentina game, how would you have guessed that Darren Anderton would have gone off with cramp?
— Kevin Keegan
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No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style.
— Steven Brust
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One of the hardest questions I have been asked is How will you manage the army if you are having menstrual cramps?…
— Josefina Vazquez Mota
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Lord, confound this surly sister, blight her brow with blotch and blister, cramp her larynx, lung and liver, in her guts a…
— John Millington Synge
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The chains which cramp us most are those which weigh on us least.
— Sophie Swetchine
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