Crackers Quotes

80 Crackers quotes by 72 unique authors

I’m an insomniac lately. It’s one of the many prizes you find in the Cracker Jack box of a crumbling [relationship], — Kristin Hannah
On the other hand it was bad manners to look a gift horse in the mouth. Even if you're getting it from an overweight cracker… — Ilona Andrews
Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they have a prize… — Janet Evanovich
So many of us had been armed that there were holsters and weapons scattered among the passed-out bodies like mercenary prizes in a fleshy Cracker… — Laurell K. Hamilton
Lord, I never seen blue hair on a black woman before or since. Leroy say you look like a cracker from outer space. — Kathryn Stockett
Crackers!” said Dumbledore enthusiastically, offering the end of a large silver noisemaker to Snape, who took it reluctantly. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Truth, justice...I always thought they were absolutes, like God. And Mom. And apple pie. But you could make apple pie from Ritz crackers. You could… — Judy Blundell
I am a gluttonous, gorging failure. A waste. My body isn’t used to high-sugar carbs laced with witchcraft. It can barely cope with soup and… — Laurie Halse Anderson
This place is like crazy on crackers. — Darynda Jones
The meeting was like a war council with donuts. Then again, back at Camp Half-Blood they used to have their most serious discussions around the… — Rick Riordan
The simplest way to prepare Dungeness crabs is to boil them in the shell and set them in front of your guests with crab crackers… — Tom Douglas
My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a… — Roseanne Barr
Leila Is BACK!!LETS CELEBRATE!Someone get the Juice boxes and animal crackers!DONT FORGET THE TOYS!And diapers!!! (; HahahahXD I missed you soo much leila now I… — Jasmine
LEILA!!You're soo Funny!!!Twinnie I know you're there for me like my other friends.But when I talk to you I feel like I can say anything… — JasmineXD
MY TWINNIE LEILA!! Can she ever stop being perfect?? Haha,She is my cookies to my milk,my animal crackers to my juice box.Without her who would… — Jasmine
Yesterday I decided it would be funny to cut in to a box of Christmas crackers and take out all the original cracker jokes inside… — Ryan Swain
Ya'll tellin' me I need to get out and vote.. huh, why? Ain't nobody black runnin' but crackers. — Andre 3000
In a room full of crackers, I might cut the cheese. — Wu Tang
I have enough cheese and crackers for 8 people...do you think that's enough? — Unknown Author
Homie you got it backwards, your dipping your soup inside your crackers. — Eminem
I'm back to trappin' like I'm 'posed to, nigga. Them crackers wanna see me on a wanted poster, nigga. — Rick Ross
Goldfish crackers for dinner, unhealthy decision. ORGANIC goldfish crackers for dinner, healthy decision. — Sara Underwood
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place! — Francis
A pint glass can be filled with crackers too. — Jay Baruchel
Dear 11 year olds on Facebook with Its complicated. Seriously? What did he do? Steal your animal crackers? — Pretty Ladii

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