Crackers Quotes

80 Crackers quotes by 72 unique authors

I've been a lot of places, and my wife, Denise, she likes a lot of the fancy restaurants. I'm more of a basic eater. I… — Alan Jackson
People think you must be crackers if you've got a psychologist but psychology is part of the building bricks to make a top athlete. — David James
I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking you'd get a… — Harry Caray
Our small ears never had such a workout as on the Fourth of July, hearing not only our own bursting crackers but also those of… — Paul Engle
I spent my entire first pay cheque from 'Cracker,' a TV show on ABC, on an Audi because my other car broke down and I… — Josh Hartnett
We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show, but unfortunately no one was watching us. — Josh Hartnett
When the second record came out, they started calling it The Band. I voted to call it The Crackers. I'm no fool. — Levon Helm
But, my dear sirs, when peace does come, you may call on me for any thing. Then will I share with you the last cracker,… — William Tecumseh Sherman
My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the… — Flip Wilson
I hate America. I hate this country. It’s just big ideas, and stories, and people dying, and people like you. The white cracker who wrote… — Tony Kushner
The white cracker who wrote the National Anthem knew what he was doing. He set the word "free" to a note so high nobody could… — Tony Kushner
It's like Brad Pitt for us. You might not like blond men with pretty features, but c'mon, it's Brad. You're not going to kick him… — Emily Giffin
Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers? — George Carlin
It is for the inconsistent, unsteady disciples whose cheese is falling off their cracker. — Brennan Manning
the cracked plate has to be retained in the pantry, has to be kept in service as a household necessity. It can never be warmed… — F. Scott Fitzgerald
When we passed a Catholic church, I recalled, he said, "You think your dad's a good chemist? They're turning soda crackers into meat in there.… — Kurt Vonnegut
It was watching Madeline Alby eat cheese with every ounce of her being, like it was the first and best time, that made him realize… — Christopher Moore
Tell me again what we're doing here," I said, running a continuous scan of our surroundings. Fang popped some Cracker Jack into his mouth. "We're… — James Patterson
An Active mind didn't need distraction in its physical environment. It needed a collection of outstanding books and a good lamp. Maybe some cheese and… — J R Ward
The bird, the pin, the song, the berries, the watch, the cracker, the dress that burst into flames. I am the mockingjay. The one that… — Suzanne Collins
I carefully lay out the provisions. One thin black sleeping bag that reflects body heat. A pack of crackers. A pack of dried beef strips.… — Suzanne Collins
Could there be any doubt that the Jews would seek to harm the Son of God again, knowing that his body was now readily accessible… — Sam Harris
Christ on a cracker. You raped Achilles! — P. C. Cast
Crackers are short on sparkle. — Margaret Mitchell
If I said I wouldn’t toss him out of my bed for eating crackers, would you leave me alone? (Grace) Maybe. What else wouldn’t you… — Sherrilyn Kenyon

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