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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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When I was 15, my parents left town for a month. They hid the keys to the car, but I found them.…
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I would love to take a road trip across Italy in an Aston Martin S Coupe.
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One thing the coupe never got? ROOF
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Mankind has invested more than four million years of evolution in the attempt to avoid physical exertion. Now a group of backward-thinking…
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Off in the coupe, spreadin' the loot with my family and friends, and my closest of kin.
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Oh, I got a beautiful 1959 Cadillac Coupe DeVille four-door. No one will ride in it with me.
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Harold Brodie is a louse and a lothario who cheats at cards and has a different girl in his rumble seat every…
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Thugga fresh like a Mannie be, Dillerman, hand me keys, Pull up off the lot, drop coupe, three hundred G, Man it's…
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I'm in the air, try me up there, Benz Coupe same color Ric Flair hair.
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Baby lac green, drop coupe stack creme, earrings in my ear look like a baby flatscreen.
— Young Dro
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Ghetto to the end, in a coupe like MJ, 23 inches on a Cadillac, how a thug play, And what I'm packing,…
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You aint a gangsta because you platinum or you drive a coupe truth of the matter you's a high dollar prositute you…
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