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233 Couches quotes by 204 unique authors

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room. — Don Rickles
I just enjoy lying on the couch and reading a magazine. — David Sedaris
I kind of just put my boards together wherever I feel comfortable that day. It could be on the kitchen table, on the ground, on… — Ryan Sheckler
I was homeless for a little bit. I was on people's couches, but it was an amazing journey. I got to make people laugh all… — Sherri Shepherd
I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself. — Sarah Silverman
Something happens to us all when we experience something as a unit that doesn't occur when we're on our couches or holding our little portable… — David Ogden Stiers
I grabbed my mom and I went to the couch and I said, 'Mom I want to ask Jesus to come into my heart.' And… — Tim Tebow
I'm in love with 'Bravo.' Me and my girlfriends love 'Bravo-ing,' which doesn't necessarily mean watching 'Bravo.' It's when you're a bum and you're on… — Ashley Tisdale
Kent. Where's the king? Gent. Contending with the fretful elements; Bids the wind blow the earth into the sea, Or swell the curled waters 'bove… — William Shakespeare
For oft, when on my couch I lie in vacant or in pensive mood they flash upon that inward eye which is the bliss of… — William Wordsworth
Everyone knows you can't see death cooties. Take my word for it, that couch has the biggest, fattest death cooties that ever existed. That couch… — Janet Evanovich
Ordinarily my mom just sunk deeper into her corner of the couch and ignored it. She had succesfully ignored a quarter of a century of… — Haven Kimmel
Claire. Wake up.” She blinked and realized that her head was on Shane’s shoulder, and Michael was nowhere to be seen. Her first thought was,… — Rachel Caine
Long live the car crash hearts Cry on the couch all the poets come to life Fix me in 45 — Pete Wentz
I can't believe anyone would voluntarily run 26 miles. Sometimes I sit on the couch cross-legged because I don't feel like walking to the bathroom. — Jen Lancaster
Mariam lay on the couch, hands tucked between her knees, watched the whirlpool of snow twisting and spinning outside the window. She remembered Nana saying… — Khaled Hosseini
Is standing by the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?" asked Simon. "No," Jace said. "Sometimes he sits on the couch… — Cassandra Clare
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and… — Groucho Marx
Where the bee sucks, there suck I In the cow-slip's bell i lie There I couch when owls do cry — William Shakespeare
On the other couch a women sits with a young boy looking through a picture book about Babar the Elephant. When I find a magazine… — James Frey
If your life truths have to be protected like some people keep their couches in plastic then ciao. have a nice life. if we bump… — Deb Caletti
I don't believe in failure, because simply by saying you've failed, you've admitted you attempted. And anyone who attempts is not a failure. Those who… — Sarah Dessen
He resented such questions as people do who have thought a great deal about them. The superficial and slipshod have ready answers, but those looking… — Peter De Vries
I wanted to lie hour after hour on a couch, pouring out the dark, secret places of my heart--do this feeling that over my shoulder… — Frederick Exley
It used to be on the Internet no one knew you were a dog. Now not only does everyone know that you are a dog,… — Nancy Willard

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