"I just enjoy lying on the couch and…" — David Sedaris
"I just enjoy lying on the couch and reading a magazine."
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221 Quotes by David Sedaris
David Sedaris has 221 quotes on this site.
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In Paris you're always surrounded by French people.
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Kools and Newports were for black people and lower-class whites. Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and…
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Hugh returned from his trip, and days later I still sounded like a Red Chinese asking questions about the democratic…
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Lovers of audio books learn to live with compromise.
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If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve.
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I always used to reach for the cigarette when the phone rang, and I figured nobody would ever call me…
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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to…
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I felt uncomfortable calling myself a writer until I started with 'The New Yorker,' and then I was like, 'Okay,…
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I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the…
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I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like.
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Each one of us is left to choose our own quality of life and take pleasure where we find it…
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I started writing one afternoon when I was twenty, and ever since then I have written every day. At first…
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More Couch Quotes
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The thing that makes my generation The Greatest is our ability to hang out. We're spectacular at it. If you…
— Lewis Black
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I'm not a potato sack; I've never sat on my couch. If I'm home, I'm cleaning, feeding my dogs, doing…
— Gisele Bundchen
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So, I'm lying on the couch and Laura walks in and I say, 'Free at last,' and she says 'You're…
— George W. Bush
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If I spend a Saturday being lazy and curled up on the couch with my dogs, I'll just make sure…
— Sophia Bush
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I remember at 16 years old, growing up in Queens, we were punks, but hey, when we went to the…
— James Caan
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Time Warner has called and they want us all back on the couch, just consuming - not producing, not sharing…
— Clay Shirky
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Now came still evening on, and twilight gray Had in her sober livery all things clad; Silence accompany'd; for beast…
— John Milton
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Pleasure which must be enjoyed at the expense of another's pain, can never be enjoyed by a worthy mind. Pleasure's…
— Augustine Joseph Hickey Duganne
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I was hiding out from the celebrity thing, I was smoking way too much dope, I was sitting on the…
— Brad Pitt
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What early tongue so sweet saluteth me? Young son, it argues a distemper'd head So soon to bid good morrow…
— William Shakespeare
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Take a cat, nourish it well with milk and tender meat, make it a couch of silk...
— Geoffrey Chaucer
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By the way, food and rent aren't the only things around here that cost money. You sleep on the couch.
— Jamie Lee Curtis
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