Cooking Quotes

998 Cooking quotes by 630 unique authors

I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front… — Peter Griffin
Straight off the block with it stepping off that chevrolet. Cooking up over base, move like I'm walking with an open case. — Wale
Mother: Son,Watch your Baby Brother I have to finish dinner. Son:i gotta go to the bathroom Mother:C'MON. I watched him while washing the dishes and… — Unknown Author
The best things in life....dancing on daddy's boots, mama's touch, grandma's cooking, horses and puppies, kissing your husband for the very first time, giving life… — Unknown Author
Ain't even gotta open your eyes, know what your looking at and I ain't even have to open my eyes when I was cooking that. — Young Jeezy
You never know which meal is gonna be your last especially when you are cooking. — Unknown Author
Cooking out the pot, I like my weed for lunch and dinner. Got some cookies in the jar, OG in the blender. — Wiz Khalifa
I can't cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer. — Unknown Author
Great food, great pirces, really clean and too much food !Need I say more?We will be going quite often .Love the the fact that with… — Unknown Author
Cooking grits and riding dick. Swear she the best chef around. Pop that p*ssy, now let me see you doo doo brown. — Tyga
5 girls in the kitchen, they cooking something like chemists. Monumental shit is, statues like Egyptians. — Tyga
Making hits in three acre cribs. Cooking up tryna eat niggas, steak and ribs. — Drake
While cooking make sure that you follow directions fully. Any deviation from the directions will take you off course. Same goes for following God's word… — IVEN GARLAND
I was surrounded by all different styles of cooking and worked in the food service industry in just about every capacity you can imagine. — Rachael Ray
If you spent one day in a cooking school, you would most definitely see that I do not chop an onion correctly,but I get my… — Rachael Ray
Were just popping off just to kill shit and we drink a lot so we dont feel shit. She's in her birthday suit and shes… — Kreayshawn
Our house is a really happy house. There are kids running around and laughing and joking, I smile so much more than people would think.… — Victoria Beckham
The only time I really go on the internet is for recipes. My home page on my computer is bakerella.com. She makes these cupcake lollipops.… — Blake Lively
I spent five years as a waiter at a restaurant in New York City at the beginning of my acting career. So, I had a… — Michael Ealy
Walt was areal dreammaker! He brought his and others dreams alive. Don't have enough great adjectives to describe his vision and positive actions. One of… — Penn
I knew that in order to make it in America, I had to be willing to start over. You have to take a step down… — Natasha Bedingfield
When I was at the Cordon Bleu things took hours and hours and hours to make. And they were beautiful dishes - and I know… — Sandra Lee
I'm the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can't be good at food and sex, but you can always order the… — Kate Beckinsale
Never bite the hand that feeds you. Always watch the hand thats cooking. — Lil Wayne
It's hard enough to get your kids to eat healthy, try cooking together and making it fun. — Brooke Burke

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