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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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No matter how corrupt and unjust a convict may be, he loves fairness more than anything else. If the people placed over…
— Anton Chekhov
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You know, if government were a product, selling it would be illegal. ... Government contains impure ingredients - as anybody who's looked…
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And what have you laymen made of hell? A kind of penal servitude for eternity, on the lines of your convict prisons…
— Georges Bernanos
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I set it off with my own rhyme / cause I'm as ill as a convict who kills for phone time
— Nas
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Who would you vote most likely to succeed? Bob Arum - White, Jewish, a graduate of Harvard, a Kennady Raider, United States…
— Don King
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In Nigeria they convict by law, not by the truth
— Fela Kuti
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Too many whites are getting away with drug use...Too many whites are getting away with drug sales...The answer is to go out…
— Rush Limbaugh
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Being a sex symbol was rather like being a convict.
— Raquel Welch
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As a private person, I have a passion for landscape, and I have never seen one improved by a billboard. Where every…
— David Ogilvy
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Chekhov said: let's put God - and all these grand progressive ideas - to one side. Let's begin with man; let's be…
— Vasily Grossman
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The Holy Spirit never convicts (Christians) of your sins. He never comes to point out your faults…. It does not take a…
— Joseph Prince
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I've been a biker, I've been a convict, I've been a husband, father, and son.
— Duane Chapman
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