Computer Quotes

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People notice peacemakers because they dress funny. We know how the people who make war dress - in uniforms and medals, or in computers and… — Walter Brueggemann
Isn't it possible, he wondered, for one person to love another without trying to own each other? Or is that buried so deep in our… — Orson Scott Card
Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create. — Laurence J. Peter
The problem with computers is that there is not enough Africa in them. — Brian Eno
Many spend their time berating practitioners for not applying their method. We all need to disseminate our ideas, but most of our time should be… — David Parnas
Applicants must also have extensive knowledge of Unix, although they should have sufficiently good programming taste to not consider this an achievement. — Hal Abelson
This Windows 95 hairball has become so big, so unmanageable, so hard to use, so hard to configure, so hard to keep up and running,… — Scott McNealy
I have no mouth. And I must scream. — Harlan Ellison
Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it. — Dave Barry
Software: These programs give instruction to the CPU, which processes billions of tiny facts called bytes, and within a fraction of a second it sends… — Dave Barry
Megahertz: This is really, really big hertz. — Dave Barry
RAM: This gives guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest memory. That's important, because the more memory a computer has, the… — Dave Barry
What does this mean 'mailer daemon'? Satan, are you messing with the e-mail system already? — Herbert Jay Stern
Fast. Powerful. User-friendly. Now choose any two. — Eric Daniels
It's not the size of the hard drive that counts, it's how you download it. — Chris Cooper
Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf. — Sam Ewing
One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse. — Jack Handey
Methods for predicting the future: 1) read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls . . . collectively known as "nutty methods;" 2) put… — Scott Adams
It's a very special generation, because during our careers the computer entered chess. So we know how to play without computers, which is also important.… — Vassily Ivanchuk
Sometimes it happens that the computer's assessment is very abstract. It's correct, but it's not useful for a practical game. You have to prove the… — Vassily Ivanchuk

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