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• Don't be selfish and tell me why you're unfollowing me so I can retweet it for the rest and we all can…
• If you're not a hater you're probably not thinking hard enough.
• Every day is a new opportunity for failure.
• If she didn't reply to any of your 20 texts, she probably doesn't have good cell service. Definitely don't stop texting her.
• A girls mouth is like a couch, once your dick gets in it, it becomes real fucking cumfy.
• If you don't give kids the middle finger when their parents are not looking, we can't be friends.
• If someone is mad at you and you have no idea why, that means they are crazy. Or a girl.
• If we bang on the first date chances are our relationship is lasting about as long as my erection.

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