Commitment Issues Quotes by Garry Shandling

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• I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell
• When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
• It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.
• I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
• I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire,…
• I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.
• I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
• Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.

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