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You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces…
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For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful - the politicians,…
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I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I…
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Fat is where comedy is stored,
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I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a…
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My mother was tickled and I think kind of proud when my father got hit on my an attractive middle-aged Asian lady…
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Twas the night before Thanksgiving.
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They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing and riding…
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These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room…
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The Universe is very, very big.
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You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry about it,…
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A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do…
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I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.
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