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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after…
— Lewis Black
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I don't believe in colleges and universities.
— Ray Bradbury
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During the days of segregation, there was not a place of higher learning for African Americans. They were simply not welcome in…
— Michael N. Castle
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The men that will change the colleges and seminaries here represented are the men that will spend the most time alone with…
— John Mott
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You degrade us and then ask why we are degraded. You shut our mouths and ask why we don't speak. You close…
— Frederick Douglass
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Equality is the heart and essence of democracy, freedom, and justice, equality of opportunity in industry, in labor unions, schools and colleges,…
— A. Philip Randolph
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The whites of the younger generation, in the colleges and universities, will see the handwriting on the wall and many of them…
— Malcolm X
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Colleges don't make fools, they only develop them.
— George Horace Lorimer
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You have to be reminded of a basic fact: intelligence belongs to the watching consciousness; memory belongs to the mind. Memory is…
— Rajneesh
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All schools, all colleges have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal valuable knowledge.
— Mark Twain
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The Good Spirit never cared for the colleges, and though all men and boys were now drilled in Greek, Latin, and Mathematics,…
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Let reverence for the laws, be breathed by every American mother, to the lisping babe, that prattles on her lap - let…
— Abraham Lincoln
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