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Coffee Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
- Coffee and cigarettes are much better if you want an instant breakfast.
- The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in…
- The morning meal was served in traditional socialist fashion - very slowly, with the courses out of order so that the jelly arrived half an…
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- I began wearing hats as a young lawyer because it helped me to establish my professional identity. Before that, whenever I was… — Bella Abzug
- In the morning we received some very thin coffee. For lunch we had potato soup with a few pieces of meat in… — Leon Askin
- I have walked into the palaces of kings and queens and into the houses of presidents. And much more. But I could… — Josephine Baker
- Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second. — Edward Abbey
- Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. — Dave Barry
- Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25, unless we haven't had our coffee, in which case we… — Martha Beck
- I served seven years as the chair of the Princeton economics department where I had responsibility for major policy decisions, such as… — Ben Bernanke
- I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. — Lewis Black
- Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions. — Lara Flynn Boyle
- I gave up coffee. It's almost worse than giving up a lover. — Sandra Bullock
- I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember… — Jim Carrey
- When I was 6 years old, I was in a rock band that was horrible called 'Dead End.' The name kind of… — Aaron Carter