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Bob Hope has 188 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
• I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
• I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
• Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.
• Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a…
• It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.
• He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
• Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.
• Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where…
• Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the…
• My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came…
• Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often…

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