Chickens Quotes

635 Chickens quotes by 518 unique authors

I volunteered on a farming community in Israel for two years when I was a teenager. One of the jobs involved clearing out a massive… — Nick Frost
My parents made no money whatsoever, but they really knew how to see, as artists. So a big adventure might be, on a hot, dreadful… — Ali MacGraw
I had almost three acres of land in Beverly Hills. And I had a big atrium of chickens because I love that feeling of being… — Eartha Kitt
An egg is a beautiful, sophisticated thing that can create even more sophisticated things, such as chickens. And we know in our heart of hearts… — David Christian
It was a small farm in a little rural town by the Indiana state border. I lived there from ages 5 to 12, I would… — Scott Michael Foster
When I grew up, we always had our chickens, and we ate our eggs, and we ate our chickens. The family always had a pig,… — Isabella Rossellini
Way back in the 1970s, I was eating a steak, and I looked down, and for the first time it suddenly looked like flesh to… — Joanna Lumley
People imagine that there are rituals, like lighting candles or sacrificing chickens. They really just want to know what the magic formula is for writing.… — John Scalzi
My days are jam-packed with carpools, classroom assistance, tending to chickens, dogs and seven acres of olive trees! — Carre Otis
Authorities have ordered a closer scrutiny of cocks in the state of Texas. Male chickens. What did you think I meant? — Martin Dansky
A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one… — Henny Youngman
Don't count chickens before it hatches.. — Kshitij Roshan
Some-people are growing up and become so stupid.. it's like Chickens Life.. the Boy that Grows up become the father of the family and the… — Junior DÃ¨ RÃ¨Ã¡l Testament
I didn't expect you to stab my back but I guess it's like chickens don't expect you to eat them. — Simone Munton
May I take your order, sir? the waiter asked. Yes. How do you prepare your chickens? Nothing special, sir, he replied. We just tell them… — Troublemaker
Do chickens have large talons? — Napoleon Dynamite
A waiter asks a man, may I take your order, sir? yes, the man replies. I'm just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?… — Chloe
If we could buy these properties and then invest in the Black community, with our own McDonald's, with our own Kentucky Fried Chickens, it was… — Solomon Burke
If I didn't start painting, I would have raised chickens. — William Lyon Phelps
Waking up with the chickens — Proverb
People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them… — Oscar Wilde
Yo its funny how all the chickens be always servin us. All up in between they ass where they wanna carry us. — Busta Rhymes
Yo honey-dips, summertime, fine Jheri drippin, see you on Pickens with a bunch of chickens how you're clickin, I catch shootin strong notes as we… — Ghostface Killah
I'm gettin money catch me in yo hood dog bussin down the chickens and I did it for the hood dog. — OJ Da Juiceman
I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens… — Dwight Schrute

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