Chickens Quotes

635 Chickens quotes by 518 unique authors

Chickens have an uncanny sense of direction. — Daniel Pinkwater
The flock gets sight of a spot of blood on some chicken and they all go to peckin' at it, see, till they rip the… — Ken Kesey
Dammit, Michael, get out of my room, you pervert!” Could you even be a pervert if you were dead? She supposed you could, if you… — Rachel Caine
You can't get a suit of armour and a rubber chicken just like that. You have to plan ahead. — Michael Palin
Throughout the years I have set up my own rules about eating food: Never eat anything you can't pronounce. Beware of food that is described… — Erma Bombeck
Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point of view. Sunday… — Shel Silverstein
Secret to what?" "Secret to shutting you up," he said. "I just have to beat you till you're half-dead, then give you chicken soup and"--he… — Ilona Andrews
I got out of the elevator and confronted Mr. Wexler. “Killing is wrong.” “We kill chickens,” Mr. Wexler said. “We kill cows. We kill trees.… — Janet Evanovich
Ce'Nedra returned, frowning and a little angry. "They won't give me their eggs, Lady Polgara," she complained. "They're sitting one them." "You have to reach… — David Eddings
I love sushi, I love fried chicken, I love steak. But there is a limit to my love, — Jonathan Safran Foer
In the name of Bacon will you chicken me up that egg. Shall I swallow cave-phantoms? — Samuel Beckett
And I knew in my bones that Emily Dickinson wouldn't have written even one poem if she'd had two howling babies, a husband bent on… — Jennifer Donnelly
Summer is a Latvian chicken. We make foolish choices. We think we’re young again. We run with outstretched arms toward an object of love and… — Gary Shteyngart
You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt — Darynda Jones
It's not about having things figured out, or about communicating with other people, trying to make them understand what you understand. It's about a chicken… — Ann Beattie
Sookie, what have we done? And to whom?" "I killed a chicken. And I cooked it." "Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as… — Charlaine Harris
You are such a chicken. Bock. Bock. Bock." He refused to allow her very bad chicken impression to ruffle his feathers. He was above petty… — Christine Feehan
Horses frighten me as much as chickens do,’ he said. ‘That is too bad, because lack of communication with horses has impeded human progress,’ said… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
I watch some kids ask the cafeteria ladies to sign their books. What do they write: "Hope your chicken patties never bleed?" Or, maybe, "May… — Laurie Halse Anderson
Jess:"Sasha? I need some tissue to pack my nose with." Sasha:"Is that hygienically sound?" Jess:"Sasha..." Sasha:"Fine, but if you get toxic shock up your nose,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
My mother had been slicing up the chicken. She took a drumstick and dropped it on the floor. She kicked it around a little, picked… — Janet Evanovich
Just his luck he was related to this grubby old dude. He hoped all sons of Neptune didn't share the same fate. First, you start… — Rick Riordan
Yes I remember my sixteenth." Vitellius said "Wonderful omen! Happily chicken in my underpants." "Excuse me. — Rick Riordan
[Crisco] ain't just for frying. You ever get a sticky something stuck in your hair,like gum?...That's right, Crisco. Spread this on a baby's bottom, you… — Kathryn Stockett
You know how chickens are, imagining the world coming to an end one moment, then pecking corn the next. — Lloyd Alexander

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