Chickens Quotes

635 Chickens quotes by 518 unique authors

If on Judgement Day I were summoned by St. Peter to give testimony to the used-to-be sheriff's act of kindness, I would be unable to… — Maya Angelou
You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody calls you "chicken man"? — Rick Riordan
After my bad experience as a kite, I simply refused to go about as a glowing Sadie-headed chicken. That’s fine for Carter, but I have… — Rick Riordan
My face felt like my normal face, as if that part of me hadn’t transformed into a bird. [Fine, Sadie. Call me the Carter-headed chicken.… — Rick Riordan
Apparently, word of the chicken man incident hadn’t spread quite yet. — Rick Riordan
Back up shall we? When my brother, the crazy chicken warrior, turned into a falcon and went up the pyramid’s chimney with his new friend,… — Rick Riordan
But this was no ordinary chicken. This chicken was evil manifest. — Terry Goodkind
Call it crazy, or just chicken salad. — Sarah Dessen
Valerie was crying, too. She was laughing and sniffling back sobs. “I’m going to marry my snuggy wuggums,” she said. Morelli paused, his fork halfway… — Janet Evanovich
How, unless you drink as I do, could you hope to understand the beauty of an old Indian woman playing dominoes with a chicken? — Malcolm Lowry
Frying chicken always makes me feel a little better about life. — Kathryn Stockett
I said, "I'll take the T-bone steak." A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow." And I looked up and realized The waitress was a cow. I… — Shel Silverstein
Despite the fact that an Indonesian island chicken has probably had a much more natural life than one raised on a battery farm in England,… — Douglas Adams
I want you to know, chickens aren’t sexy. Not to me.” This was met with silence. “Are you there?” She was slurring her words now,… — Jill Shalvis
call it crazy, or just chicken salad. But within reason, or without it i was in it too. — Sarah Dessen
When you let the wolves guard the hen house, there's bound to be a few chicken dinners. — James St. James
Come to think of it, that word (choice) shouldn't be applied to people's destinies. Ever. Choice should be relegated to TV and meals: You could… — J R Ward
Most of the mess that is called history comes about because kings and presidents cannot be satisfied with a nice chicken and a good loaf… — Jennifer Donnelly
She yanked my plate away and took it to the sink. She rinsed some bones that looked like pork shoulder, which was weird since we'd… — Margaret Stohl
Maybe Ridley was like chicken pox; you could only catch it once. — Kami Garcia
Do you eat chicken because you are familiar with the scientific literature on them and have decided that their suffering doesn't matter, or do you… — Jonathan Safran Foer
Then come on up. DO everyone a favor and shut me up," he said. "Put down your money, pick up that ball, and let it… — Elizabeth Chandler
My life is very monotonous," the fox said. "I hunt chickens; men hunt me. All the chickens are just alike, and all the men are… — Antoine de Saint-Exupery
God, it was hot! Forget about frying an egg on the sidewalk; this kind of heat would fry an egg inside the chicken. — Rachel Caine
Elodin looked at me. "What a remarkably honest threat," he said. "Normally they're much more growlish and gristly than that." "Gristly?" I asked, emphasizing the… — Patrick Rothfuss

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