Chickens Quotes

635 Chickens quotes by 518 unique authors

Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are… — Werner Herzog
Nothing rekindles my spirits, gives comfort to my heart and mind, more than a visit to Mississippi... and to be regaled as I often have… — Craig Claiborne
Steal a chicken if you get a chance, Huck, because if you don't want it, someone else does and a good deed ain't never forgotten. — Mark Twain
I was still owed an explanation, I thought, but so what? What good was it going to do me? It wouldn't have made me any… — Nick Hornby
[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It's me, Calvin! I was wondering if you'd like… — Bill Watterson
Birds are the last of the dinosaurs. Tiny velociraptors with wings. Devouring defenseless wiggly things and, and nuts, and fish, and, and other birds. They… — Neil Gaiman
How come it can’t fly no better than a chicken?’ Milkman asked. Too much tail. All that jewelry weighs it down. Like vanity. Can’t nobody… — Toni Morrison
Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely. Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken… — James Patterson
At 17, the smallest crises took on tremendous proportions; someone else's thoughts could take root in the loam of your own mind; having someone accept… — Jodi Picoult
You can't put feathers on a dog and call it a chicken! — Phil McGraw
Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak. — Larry McMurtry
I wouldn't mind if the consumer culture went poof! overnight because then we'd all be in the same boat and life wouldn't be so bad,… — Douglas Coupland
When in doubt chicken out. — Robin Jones Gunn
This is April," he said, holding up the chicken. "She's the only friend I have left. I saved her from an evil chef at Tavern… — Kirsten Miller
The mosquitoes here are big enough to rape a chicken. — Elizabeth Gilbert
The human head is of the same approximate size and weight as a roaster chicken. I have never before had occasion to make the comparison,… — Mary Roach
Let's say that when I was a little baby, and all my bones soft and malleable, I was put in a small Episcopal cruciform box… — John Steinbeck
The sun's not yellow, its chicken! — Bob Dylan
I'm a vegetarian. You're a what? I don't eat meat. How can you not eat meat? I just don't. He says he does not eat… — Jonathan Safran Foer
There were no formerly heroic times, and there was no formerly pure generation. There is no one here but us chickens, and so it has… — Annie Dillard
Sipping once, sipping twice, sipping chicken soup with rice. — Maurice Sendak
Life was just a tire swing. 'Jambalaya' was the only song I could sing. Blackberry pickin', eatin' fried chicken, And I never knew a thing… — Jimmy Buffett
Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in… — Christopher Moore
My Chicken can do a special trick! "And what is that?" She can lay an egg! "And what's so special about THAT?!" Well, Can YOU… — Shirley Temple
Each month is gay, Each season nice, When eating Chicken soup With rice — Maurice Sendak

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