Cats Quotes

858 Cats quotes by 574 unique authors

Indeed, organizing atheists has been compared to herding cats, because they tend to think independently and will not conform to authority. But a good first… — Richard Dawkins
That's because I've learned how to use it [smile], Woserit said. I don't pass it out like an old woman giving free milk to the… — Michelle Moran
Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. — Rod McKuen
In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange. — Jim Davis
Such nonsense!" declared Dr Greysteel. "Whoever heard of cats doing anything useful!" "Except for staring at one in a supercilious manner," said Strange. "That has… — Susanna Clarke
I had hated these ponies for the part they played in my father's death but now I realized the notion was fanciful, that it was… — Charles Portis
So do all animals react that way to you? I know you said rats steer clear." "Most do. They see a human, but they smell… — Kelley Armstrong
Human beings are drawn to cats because they are all we are not — self-contained, elegant in everything they do, relaxed, assured, glad of company,… — Pam Brown
The man walked past me and stopped, observing the blood running down my neck. "Your injury. Let us tend to it." He looked out through… — David Wong
Dogs like everyone. Cats choose who to like. — Lauren Myracle
I think I could be a perfectly decent cat. I've been around cats long enough to know what the rules of being a cat are.… — Neil Gaiman
Cats learned how to fly that evening,... — Obert Skye
I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs. I understand why… — Chelsea Handler
Cats and ghosts both partook of the saucers of milk and that was okay. They consumed different parts of it: the cats its substance, the… — Laini Taylor
He held up a finger and went to the hallway, where he tripped over Blotchy, and then over the two monster cats madly pursuing Blotchy.… — Kristin Cashore
I love them, they are so nice and selfish. Dogs are TOO good and unselfish. They make me feel uncomfortable. But cats are gloriously human. — Lucy Maud Montgomery
David's mother would often tell him stories were alive. They weren't alive in the way people were alive,or even dogs or cats. People were alive… — John Connolly
Cats were often familiars to workers of magic because to anyone used to wrestling with self-willed, wayward, devious magic--which was what all magic was--it was… — Robin McKinley
Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house whatsoever. — W. Bruce Cameron
Three young cats with starlight in their eyes and the whisper of ancient wind in their fur." -Rock, Cats of the Clans — Erin Hunter
You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats. — Daniel Handler
Because I’m a cat. A big one, the Panther of Rough Storms, in fact. But still a cat. If there’s a saucer of milk to… — Catherynne M. Valente
Why may we not be in the universe, as our dogs and cats are in our drawingrooms and libraries? — William James
I have to spring a cat out of Rumelt Animal Shelter. Think of it as a prison break." It does the trick. He laughs. "Whose… — Holly Black
You know what I should do?" Hoshino asked excited. "Of course," the cat said. "What'd I tell you? Cats know everything. Not like dogs. — Haruki Murakami

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