Cats Quotes

858 Cats quotes by 574 unique authors

I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually. CATS… — Terry Pratchett
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. — Pam Brown
If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. — Daniel Handler
Words were all he knew; they possessed and overwhelmed him, as if they were a thousand white cats with whom he shared a one-room apartment. — Mark Helprin
Drown thyself? Drown cats and blind puppies. — William Shakespeare
Are cats strange animals or do they so resemble us that we find them curious as we do monkeys? — John Steinbeck
I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time. — Neil Gaiman
A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not. — Ernest Hemingway
There are no ordinary cats. — Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
Cats are a tonic, they are a laugh, they are a cuddle, they are at least pretty just about all of the time and beautiful… — Roger Caras
Sparrows and cats will live in my shoe, Sooner than I will live with you. Fish will come walking out of the sea, Sooner than… — Peter S. Beagle
Don't be afraid of StarClan. They will understand about Brokentail. You will be honored by our warrior ancestors for your loyalty toy your Clanmates and… — Erin Hunter
I flung open the door. I got a momentary flash of about a hundred and fifteen cats of all sizes and colours scrapping in the… — P.G. Wodehouse
Cats don't need to be possessed; they're evil on their own. — Peter Kreeft
Oh I believe in loving cats and dogs and children and parents – sometimes – but I don’t believe in romantic love. Of course, there’s… — Amy Jenkins
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven. — Robert A. Heinlein
In the dark, all cats are black. — John Cage
Cats are cats . . . the world over! These intelligent, peace-loving, four-footed friends- who are without prejudice, without hate, without greed- may someday teach… — Lilian Jackson Braun
See it was like this when we waltz into this place. A couple of papish cats is doing an Aztec two-step And I says Dad… — Lawrence Ferlinghetti
Why do cats sleep so much? Perhaps they've been trusted with some major cosmic task, an essential law of physics - such as: if there… — Kate Atkinson
I was taught that candles are like house cats - domesticated versions of something wild and dangerous. There's no way to know how much of… — Sloane Crosley
I don't really know if it's the right thing to do, making new life. Kids grow up, generations take their place. What does it all… — Haruki Murakami
Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives? — Steven Wright
It was a day as different from other days as dogs are from cats and both of them from chrysanthemums or tidal waves or scarlet… — John Steinbeck
Dogs have their day but cats have 365. — Lilian Jackson Braun

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