"If you are allergic to a thing, it……" — Daniel Handler

"If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats."

— Daniel Handler

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495 Quotes by Daniel Handler

Daniel Handler has 495 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy…
The Long Goodbye' is one book I like to read over and over again, and it was an enormous inspiration…
I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone.
Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring…
One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very…
This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great…
You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so…
I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we're in…
The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make - bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake…
How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like getting kissed…

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More Allergic Quotes

This quote is filed under Allergic Quotes, one of 104 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Humans are allergic to change. They love to say, 'We've always done it this way.' I try to fight that.… — Grace Hopper
I'm allergic to coming in second but I never sneeze. — Drake
I think once I made up my mind that I was allergic to alcohol, and that's what I learned, it… — Betty Ford
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. — Will Smith
The only thing I'm afraid of is bees. I don't like bees. I'm allergic to them. — Kobe Bryant
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. — Robert Downey, Jr.
I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit. — Jim Cornette
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say… — Dustin Hoffman
One of the things I have an allergic reaction to playing, especially as a black actor, is the mandatory kind… — David Oyelowo
If you are allergic to alcohol... can you take shots for that? — Shmuel Breban
I hate ugliness. You know I'm allergic to ugliness. — Imelda Marcos
The only thing I'm allergic to is criticism. — David Lee Roth

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