"You should never stick something that you are……" — Daniel Handler

"You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats."

— Daniel Handler

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Humans are allergic to change. They love to say, 'We've always done it this way.' I try to fight that.… — Grace Hopper
I'm allergic to coming in second but I never sneeze. — Drake
I think once I made up my mind that I was allergic to alcohol, and that's what I learned, it… — Betty Ford
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. — Will Smith
The only thing I'm afraid of is bees. I don't like bees. I'm allergic to them. — Kobe Bryant
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. — Robert Downey, Jr.
I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit. — Jim Cornette
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say… — Dustin Hoffman
One of the things I have an allergic reaction to playing, especially as a black actor, is the mandatory kind… — David Oyelowo
If you are allergic to alcohol... can you take shots for that? — Shmuel Breban
I hate ugliness. You know I'm allergic to ugliness. — Imelda Marcos
The only thing I'm allergic to is criticism. — David Lee Roth

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