Cats Quotes

858 Cats quotes by 574 unique authors

Be able to identify the most common breeds of dogs and cats on sight. — Marilyn vos Savant
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. — Albert Schweitzer
My tragedy is that all I want is a dog, and yet I have been cursed with cats all my life. — Michael Sheen
When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up… — Percy Bysshe Shelley
I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life... I just go on from day to day, taking… — Frank Sinatra
A lot of the cats I grew up with in the South Bronx found themselves in sticky situations. — Wesley Snipes
I work with the Humane Society a lot and have three rescue cats. — Ian Somerhalder
As long as I'm around the cats in the hip hop scene, they'll throw me a track and I'll write a rap over it. — Ice T
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. — Mark Twain
I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. — Jules Verne
I like cats a lot. I've always liked cats. They're great company. When they eat, they always leave a little bit at the bottom of… — Christopher Walken
Did St. Francis preach to the birds? Whatever for? If he really liked birds he would have done better to preach to the cats. — Rebecca West
I'm not into animal rights. I'm only into animal welfare and health. I've been with the Morris Animal Foundation since the '70s. We're a health… — Betty White
My husband and I are best of friends first and foremost. We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was… — Carnie Wilson
I live alone, with cats, books, pictures, fresh vegetables to cook, the garden, the hens to feed. — Jeanette Winterson
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. — Deng Xiaoping
It is hard to get animals which normally pay little attention to each other to do things together. One can teach dolphins to jump simultaneously… — Frans de Waal
I could do a franchise for the end of everything. 'The End of Dogs,' 'The End of Cats.' — Hanna Rosin
Far away, I could hear them lapping up my brains. Like Macbeth's witches, the three lithe cats surrounded my broken head, slurping up that thick… — Haruki Murakami
He's picked clean! Eaten by cats! — Lynda Barry
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember. — Terry Pratchett
Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that… — Mark Twain
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat… — Steven Wright
Women intrinsically understand human dynamics, and that makes them unstoppable. Unfortunately, the average man is less adroit at fostering such rivalries, which is why most… — Chuck Klosterman
You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion. . . . Dogs do not ritually urinate in… — Aldous Huxley

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