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God, please watch over the soul of this dead dog and carry him up to heaven... because he sure as hell can't…
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Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines! (Explosion) What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just say? Steve:…
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Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send in our high school mascot? (Man dressed…
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Principal Lewis: Smith! What's the meaning of this?! Steve: Principal Lewis, I am taking your office. Pursuant to Pearl Bailey High Statuete…
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By the way, Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, these Chocodiles Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, oh my God! -Roger
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Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You…
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Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house? Stan: Hilary is here of her own free will because…
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Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another thing, all…
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Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son. Stan: Oh,…
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Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy Toledo, you…
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Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl: Okay. Guy:…
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Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger: Oh, oh,…
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Man has risen, not fallen. He can choose to develop his capacities as the highest animal and to try to rise still…
— George Gaylord Simpson
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From forty to fifty a man must move upward, or the natural falling off in the vigor of life will carry him…
— Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
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In obedience to humanity, the King of the universe come down from heaven! In obedience to humanity, he lives imprisoned on the…
— Alphonsus Liguori
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Capitalism demands the best of every man - his rationality - and rewards him accordingly. It leaves every man free to choose…
— Ayn Rand
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You can call happy those who saw Him... But, come to the altar and you will see Him, you will touch Him,…
— Saint John Chrysostom
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You have a wonderful child. Then, when he's thirteen, gremlins carry him away and leave in his place a stranger who gives…
— Jill Eikenberry
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If idioms are more to be born than to be selected, then the things of life and human nature that a man…
— Charles Ives
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There are two reasons why man loses contact with the regulating center of his soul. One of them is that some single…
— Carl Jung
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The right to life means that a man has the right to support his life by his own work (on any economic…
— Ayn Rand
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He who has nothing to assert has no style and can have none: he who has something to assert will go as…
— George Bernard Shaw
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Delay is natural to a writer. He is like a surfer-he bides his time, waits for the perfect wave on which to…
— Elwyn Brooks White
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The eagle had two natural enemies: storms and serpents. He embraced the storm, waiting on the rock for the right thermal current…
— Karen Kingsbury
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