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Allan Sherman has 27 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a…
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The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.
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Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to…
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You may be wondering why I went from over there to over here. Well, that was choreography.
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Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.
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I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where…
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A committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray.
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Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.
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In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony…
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Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.
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The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses.
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There's Beatles books and T-shirts and rings, and one thing and another. To buy my daughter all these things, I had to…
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I used to think I was ugly. I thought I looked like a camel. A person who doesn't love themselves, they will…
— Mary J. Blige
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When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel…
— George W. Bush
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Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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A camel is a horse designed by committee.
— Alec Issigonis
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My heart has become capable of every form: It is a pasture for gazelles And a monastery for Christian monks, And the…
— Ibn Arabi
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Ask a wise man to dinner and he'll upset everyone by his gloomy silence or tiresome questions. Invite him to a dance…
— Desiderius Erasmus
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Having a great golf swing helps under pressure, but golf is a game about scoring. It's like an artist who can get…
— Jerry Pate
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Sooner will a camel pass through a needle's eye than a great man be "discovered" by an election.
— Adolf Hitler
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If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure,…
— Ruhollah Khomeini
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The soul should take care of the body, just as the pilgrim on his way to Makkah takes care of his camel;…
— Al-Ghazali
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Lovers O lovers, lovers it is time to set out from the world. I hear a drum in my soul's ear coming…
— Rumi
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Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid
— Dave Barry
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