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• A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a…
• The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.
• Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to…
• You may be wondering why I went from over there to over here. Well, that was choreography.
• Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.
• I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where…
• A committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray.
• Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.
• In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony…
• Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.
• The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses.
• There's Beatles books and T-shirts and rings, and one thing and another. To buy my daughter all these things, I had to…

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