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• Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no…
• I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles.. it's called Los Angeles.
• My father passed on one important piece of relationship advice before he died. He said son, in a relationship you can either be…
• If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just…
• Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.
• As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.
• I have a lot of pride in the fact that I don't do a lot of fat material. I give people who…
• I hate comics that try to change the world. That's not my job. That's for the king. I'm the jester. I'm there…
• My wife is also a standup comic, so it's something for me that's awesome. She's a beautiful girl. I really married above…
• I loved Celebrity Fit Club. Celebrity Fit Club had a lot of heart especially if people go into it with a positive…
• Last Comic Standing was a great opportunity and it was a great learning experience. Even though I didn't win, I've had more…
• I was sweating like R. Kelly at the Kids Choice Awards.

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