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David Wong has 46 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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War is about remaking the world to suit the whims of some powerful group over the whims of some other powerful group.…
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Children die every day because millions of us tell ourselves that caring is just as good as doing.
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That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That's what makes…
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All of society is built to prop up that lie, the whole world a big, noisy puppet show meant to distract us…
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Kittens will make your sad go away
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John's old Caddie had a huge engine that would qualify as a human rights violation if built today. It roared down the…
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You know if you walked around the world, your hat would travel thirty-one feet farther than your shoes?
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Guys like him, the ones who grip the Bible so tight they leave fingernail grooves, they're the ones who are the most…
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And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and…
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At this point two elderly security guards in parkas, the guys who normally work the front desk at the plant, asked John…
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I wanted to curl up into a fetal position and start sucking my thumb, let my tears and dripping saliva pool under…
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No, I don't, like, play an instrument or anything.I'm just...well, you saw me at the beginning there. I was the guy that…
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After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my…
— Chi Chi Rodriguez
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The reason I don't play golf is because I was a caddie when I was 13. Women never gave up a golf…
— Art Buchwald
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I was lying ten and had a thirty-five foot putt. I whispered over my shoulder: "How does this one break?" And my…
— Jack Lemmon
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In golf, a player can step and mar the line of his adversary's putt. A player can also hit his adversary or…
— Unknown Author
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If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.
— Bobby Jones
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Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot…
— Lee Trevino
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If a caddie can help you, you don't know how to play golf.
— Dan Jenkins
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There are three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem - slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups.
— P.G. Wodehouse
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Don't worry about your caddie. He may be an irritating little wretch, but for eighteen holes he is your caddie.
— Arnold Haultain
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According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward…
— Herbert Wind
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I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing…
— Tommy Bolt
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If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today.
— George Archer
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