"There are three things in the world that……" — P.G. Wodehouse
"There are three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem - slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups."
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279 Quotes by P.G. Wodehouse
P.G. Wodehouse has 279 quotes on this site.
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Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.
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"After all, golf is only a game", said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that…
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Golf acts as a corrective against sinful pride. I attribute the insane arrogance of the later Roman Emperors almost entirely…
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Confidence, of course is an admirable asset to a golfer, but it should be an unspoken confidence. It is perilous…
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The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.
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I wonder what Tommy Morris would have had to say to all this number 6-iron, number 12-iron, number 28-iron stuff.…
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Golf is the Great Mystery. Like some capricous goddess, it bestows its favours with what would appear an almost fat-headed…
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Men capable of governing empires fail to control a small white ball, which presents no difficulties whetever to others with…
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Many bad golfers marry, feeling that a wife's loving solicitude may improve their game. But they are rugged, thick-skinned men,…
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Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.
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Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to…
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Flowers are happy things.
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More Caddies Quotes
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one of 42 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I…
— Chi Chi Rodriguez
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The reason I don't play golf is because I was a caddie when I was 13. Women never gave up…
— Art Buchwald
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I was lying ten and had a thirty-five foot putt. I whispered over my shoulder: "How does this one break?"…
— Jack Lemmon
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In golf, a player can step and mar the line of his adversary's putt. A player can also hit his…
— Unknown Author
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If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.
— Bobby Jones
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Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out…
— Lee Trevino
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If a caddie can help you, you don't know how to play golf.
— Dan Jenkins
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Don't worry about your caddie. He may be an irritating little wretch, but for eighteen holes he is your caddie.
— Arnold Haultain
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According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake…
— Herbert Wind
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I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined…
— Tommy Bolt
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If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today.
— George Archer
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He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's…
— Tommy Bolt
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