Butt Quotes

354 quotes by 283 authors

I am down-to-earth and not one of those starry, up-their-own-butt celebrities. — Bruno Tonioli
I maintain by going to spin four or five days a week. I love that I can get a solid butt-kicking in 40 minutes. I… — Alison Sweeney
If you want to act like a butthead, your butt is going to get locked up. — Michael Nutter
Do internships and work your butt off to learn as much as you can and prove yourself. — Meredith Vieira
I loved math and science. It just made sense to me. But my hatred for world history has come to bite me in the butt… — Kara Lindsay
To be very honest, I never thought I would graduate from high school. I got very lucky to get into an alternative high school, which… — Langhorne Slim
I don't want people kissing my butt. If I had a bad show and I know it, don't tell me I had a good show.… — Britney Spears
I've gotten my butt kicked by the best. Jet Li beat me up the best, but Steven Segal can still kick a good butt. It's… — Anthony Anderson
I don't know what I want. But I'm afraid if I don't you'll dump me. And if I do then I'll be up the butt… — Superman
The awkward moment when a guy makes a comment about another girls boobs or butt in front of you. — Orebela Gbenga
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt. — Nikhil Saluja
@MY GIRL LYLIAN ! We're always together, we're one of a kind, 3 words describe us - 'partners in crime'.When youre in jail, a good… — Nats
All my friends want to go into the army and stuff and another one wants to fix planes and I butt in and say *i… — Tamika-leeigh
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [Madea his Nikki with a belt] Why wasn't you at school today? Nikki: I went to the park. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Why'd… — Madea
Ok once upon a flag.. Their was 4 girls the really weired freak the lovely girl who gets tourtned 3 the sparkling water who is… — Myothersweetangel199 SparklingAngel25
If you do kiss a politician, remember this: You are not only kissing him, you are kissing every butt that he has kissed in the… — Cristina Orante
My butt c; — Chelsia
@Jazzy you amazing in all ways possible you there for me through thick and thin I dont know how someone amazing like you can put… — Talyiah
MY DADDY USED TO ALWAYS SAY THIS IS GONNA HURT ME ALOT MORE THAN IT HURTS YOU...(REALLY DADDY..MY BUTT HURTS BAD, BET YOURS DONT!!) — Jennie Watson
Naomi is a nut she has a rubber butt.. whenever she turns around it goes put put — Alice Jane

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